why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator, via valkyriebones)
chris and malissa tack 140-square-foot home near seattle
I need this in my life.
NEED. i need it with all my heart.
That’s pretty badass right there!
(Source: awkwardsituationist, via hauntedcum)
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(Source: drunkonstephen, via gina-ndjuice)
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
(Source: bellecs, via fuckyeahvintage-retro)
SHE DID THAT SHIT
OMFG
this is the promo that xtina needed
(Source: horrorandglamour, via hazelscarlettrose)
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
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